Log in

Or connect using:

Alligator Mouth

hummingbird butt

Name:
K.I.T., your clitoris
Birthdate:
26 March
Location:
External Services:
Motto: "For a jester's chief employment is to kill himself for your enjoyment! And a jester unemployed is nobody's fool!"

----

Agatha Bird lives in sunny Florida, where she subsists on sunflower seeds, dried apricots, lots of tea, and books. Libraries are her natural habitat. She has recently begun tweeting and tumbling (quite involuntarily) and thinks it is sad that the internet has given her more ways to be annoying.

She lived overseas for awhile and would not be averse to a sham marriage in order to get back (please send a photo and a bank statement for consideration). She once got stranded alone in a tiny Welsh village for hours, and despite the sheep, it was awesome. She likes monsters and wants to write books about them someday, and she sincerely hopes she doesn't scare away future agents with the whole 'gay monster porn' thing (she likes to think of it as a niche market).

Right now she alternates between writing ridiculous stories, toiling away in grad school, gesturing drunkenly at her friends whilst making emphatic points about squirrels, and finding inappropriate things hilarious.

She pretends to be funny.

----

Friending Policy: Friend away, if you'd like, but please know that I don't automatically friend back because I try to keep my flist manageable, and I'm terrible enough at reading it already. All the fic is public anyway until that lucrative book deal comes along. Otherwise, I'm really not that interesting. Unless you count the international espionage.

----

I love writing this stuff for free, but please consider donating to feed your local author:







----

Over on Dreamwidth @ aggybird.
My Delicious bookmarks. TASTY.
And my Pinboard bookmarks because Delicious got kind of dumb.

----


credits: layout code by gossymer @ noveltybox
across the universe moodtheme by anettbianka
merlin moodtheme by wikked_angel_78


danny kaye, goblins, illustration, monsters, original fiction, tea, villains-who-really-just-need-a-good-rogering, wereyorkies

Statistics

Welcome to the new LiveJournal

Some changes have been made to LiveJournal, and we hope you enjoy them! As we continue to improve the site on a daily basis to make your experience here better and faster, we would greatly appreciate your feedback about these changes. Please let us know what we can do for you!

Send feedback

Switch back to old version

LiveJournal Feedback

See a bug? Let us know! Here you can also share your thoughts and ideas about updates to LiveJournal

Your request has been filed. You can track the progress of your request at:
If you have any other questions or comments, you can add them to that request at any time.

Send another report Close feedback form

If you're a LiveJournal user, you will be logged in after submitting your request.

(optional, if you're a LiveJournal user only)

(optional, if you're a LiveJournal user only)

(not shown to the public)

If you have a billing inquiry, please go here to submit your question.

Provide a link to the page where you are experiencing the error

Do not include any sensitive information, such as your password or phone number. No HTML allowed.

If you can't pass the human test, email your inquiry to: support@livejournal.com

Welcome to LiveJournal

Create an account